13 reasons why I’m so pleased it rained today

13 reasons why I’m so pleased it rained today

Hallefrigginglujeh, someone, somewhere has been listening to my prayers. I walked to work in the rain today and it was frigging wonderful. Here’s to Christmas, wrapping up snuggly and actually being able to wear trousers again and more importantly, here’s 13 reasons why I’m ecstatic about the rain:

  1. My whole body doesn’t feel as hot as the sun
  2. My makeup (specifically my eyebrows) isn’t sweating off my face
  3. I can wear something plain without getting sweat fear
  4. I don’t have to turn the car air con on full blast to feel remotely human
  5. My tit sweat has fucked off
  6. I can take my chocolate out of the fridge
  7. I don’t have apply a 4 inch layer of chub rub prevention cream every time I take 7 footsteps
  8. I can walk out of the office without feeling like I’ve just stepped out of a plane in the middle of the Sahara desert
  9. Sweat isn’t dripping down my legs
  10. I can resume drinking hot drinks, rather than iced coffee.
  11. I don’t have to sleep holding 4 ice packs so closely to my body that you’d think they were quadruplets that I’ve birthed out of my own vagina.
  12. I could straighten my hair (if I wanted to) without wearing only underwear, having 17 breaks and feeling like I’ve laid my scalp on hot coals
  13. I can now moan about it raining and being too cold
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the sun is only fun when you are 1 metre away from a pool, a cocktail bar and no work
*shutter stock image courtesy of Pexels, coz they are the bomb
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