The Pursuit to be Happy and Healthy

It’s 2:05pm and I’ve eaten 2 crumpets (1 with marmite) and 3 deliciously divine malteser fridge bites (approx 954 cals each) shall we class that as breakfast and lunch or lunch and a snack, hmmm I’m not…

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My New Boo Shoes

I’m currently on a spending ban, self-imposed because I’m a nightmare and I’m, going to  Thailand in 4 weeks and have no money, YAY! However, somehow that didn’t stop me when I stumbled across the…

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Why Valentines is not my bae

Erm sorry, but can’t I just start by saying how the bloody hell is it February already? Why haven’t I been to the gym everyday as promised and why don’t I look like a goddess?…

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My Christmas Traditions

I LOVE CHRISTMAS…. every sweet f’ing thing about it. One of my favourite things is making new traditions as the years go by and then sticking to them religiously, because if you don’t santa might…

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Why 2016 was a little sasspot

Now I don’t wish to boast but although the world as a whole has had the shittiest, shit year (seriously, Donald trump wahhhh) I’ve had a pretty special one. Last year I set myself a…

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